Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.