Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!