What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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What is life like for a wood worm ?

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.