Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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Catch my drift

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter