Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin