Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin