What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!