What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.