What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Previous Random Joke Next

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.