What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Cantaloupe

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.