What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.