What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot