What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.