What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.