What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.