Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.