Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.