What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!