What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd