Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Previous Random Joke Next
Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.