Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Previous Random Joke Next

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN