Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

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How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white