What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.