What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.