What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.