What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.