What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Fluffy Jokes More Fluffy Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D