What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D