Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.