How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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My career is in Jeopardy!"

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They Swim-fast.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!