What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!