How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.