How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.