How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!