How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....