What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan