What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him