What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.