What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle ... pack of wolves.

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it