What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!