Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.