What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.