What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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When it's a baby elephant !

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Why do sharks like salt water?

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower