What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...