What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.