What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.