Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.