What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ?

Bart-enders serve drinks !

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.