How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.