Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.