Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

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Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."