How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.