How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.