Mac Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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What do you call fapping to dubstep?

Wubbing one out.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Mac Os X Jokes More Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.