What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix