What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.