What do call an ant that helps you with...

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What insect is good at math?

A: An account-ant.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.