How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.