How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.