How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.