Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.