Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.