Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.