Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm