Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm