What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.