What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.