How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !