What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno