What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."