Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?