Tb Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.