What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)