French Press Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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