Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Aloha Akbar.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)