What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess