What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Oy vey!"

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.

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Keep it waiting.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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It wood rock.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.