Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)