Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years