Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.