How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!