What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.