What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home