What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.