Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.